SOMETIMES I TALK to famous people, such as Jack Black or Zach Braff or Super Bowl MVP Drew Brees or maybe Jessica Biel, one-time Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, or perhaps the world’s greatest cellist, Yo Yo Ma or even Homer Simpson. That’s right. Homer Simpson. Not to mention that Jon Bon Jovi wore leather pants to our interview, Amy Poehler is at her funniest in person, Katherine McPhee will not pose in Playboy, George RR Martin’s house is a mess, Christina Ricci likes zombies, Bob Costas said hello to my mother, and Terry Bradshaw punched me in the chest.
Here are a few of those stories:
Denise Richards‘ dog jumped into my coffee cup.
Drew Carey told me a very long, very unprintable joke.
Homer Simpson has nothing to apologize to Gay Talese about. But I might.
Jack Black was sleepy.
Andre Agassi took his shirt off in front of me.
Drew Brees has gumbo on his porch.