{"id":77,"date":"2013-02-21T21:46:02","date_gmt":"2013-02-21T21:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/?page_id=77"},"modified":"2024-10-07T21:41:07","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T21:41:07","slug":"profiles","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/?page_id=77","title":{"rendered":"CELEBRITIES"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>SOMETIMES I TALK<\/strong><\/span> to famous people, such as Jack Black or Zach Braff or Amy Poehler or the world\u2019s greatest cellist, Yo Yo Ma. Also: Jon Bon Jovi, who considered himself &#8220;benevolent&#8221; for granting me an interview; and George RR Martin, who didn&#8217;t bother to tidy up before I came to his house; and Christina Ricci, who told me she really, really likes zombies; and Terry Bradshaw, who punched me in the chest. And then there are the following celebs, including Homer Simpson. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Here are a few of those stories:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/DeniseRichards.pdf\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"477\" height=\"643\" src=\"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-4.52.15-PM.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-83\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-4.52.15-PM.png 477w, https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-4.52.15-PM-222x300.png 222w, https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-4.52.15-PM-370x500.png 370w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 477px) 100vw, 477px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/DeniseRichards.pdf\"><strong><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\"> <\/mark><\/strong><\/a><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><strong><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/DeniseRichards.pdf\"><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">Denise Richards<\/span><\/a><\/mark><\/strong><\/span>&#8216; dog jumped into my coffee cup.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/DrewCarey3.pdf\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"496\" height=\"642\" src=\"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-4.52.33-PM.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-88\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-4.52.33-PM.png 496w, https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-4.52.33-PM-231x300.png 231w, https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-4.52.33-PM-386x500.png 386w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 496px) 100vw, 496px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/DrewCarey3.pdf\"><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\"><strong>Drew Carey<\/strong><\/mark><\/a> told me a very long, very unprintable joke. It&#8217;s about a guy who heard a voice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/HomerSimpson.pdf\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"366\" height=\"487\" src=\"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-6.11.46-PM.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-133\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-6.11.46-PM.png 366w, https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-6.11.46-PM-225x300.png 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/HomerSimpson.pdf\"><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\"><strong>Homer Simpson<\/strong><\/mark><\/a> has nothing to apologize to Gay Talese about. But I might.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/JackBlack.pdf\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"484\" height=\"641\" src=\"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-4.52.43-PM.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-90\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-4.52.43-PM.png 484w, https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-4.52.43-PM-226x300.png 226w, https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Screen-Shot-2013-02-21-at-4.52.43-PM-377x500.png 377w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 484px) 100vw, 484px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\"><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/JackBlack.pdf\"><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"> <strong><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">Jack Black<\/mark><\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/span>&nbsp;was sleepy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SOMETIMES I TALK to famous people, such as Jack Black or Zach Braff or Amy Poehler or the world\u2019s greatest cellist, Yo Yo Ma. Also: Jon Bon Jovi, who considered himself &#8220;benevolent&#8221; for granting me an interview; and George RR Martin, who didn&#8217;t bother to tidy up before I came to his house; and Christina<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more-wrapper\"><a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/?page_id=77\" title=\"Read More\"> <span class=\"button \">Read More<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-77","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/77"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/77\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1061,"href":"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/77\/revisions\/1061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josephguinto.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}